ThinkGeek presents gamers with their very own Aperture Science shower curtain to transform their bathroom into a test chamber. Aperture Laboratories Shower Curtain ($19.99) - At long last, fans of Aperture Laboratories can put their hands on the product that started it all: military-grade shower curtains. All descriptions and pricing information courtesy of ThinkGeek. I'm a particular fan of the bookends pictured above, and the companion cube cookie cutters are just ingenious. Today, the company announced nine new Portal 2 products.Īll the products are currently for sale on ThinkGeek's Portal 2 page, here's a complete list of the new collectibles. Buy it for $60 Oh, and if you've got one lying around, we wouldn't mind one of these sweet, realistic turret replicas either.ThinkGeek's licensing agreement with Valve continues to pay dividends for gamers. But these little ones are just as almost as cool. Buy it for $13 Miniature Replica Portal Gun Yeah yeah, all that other stuff is cool, but where's my portal gun? Well, the awesome full-size ones ThinkGeek made were a limited edition, so if you didn't get one when you had a chance you're out of luck for now. Buy it for $25 Companion Cube Ice Tray Is there anything a trusty Companion Cube isn't good for? And hey, maybe these little guys won't incinerate quite so easily. It probably won't win you first place at science fair, but it should. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO! This "simulated science" kit detects when its circuit has been completed through a potato (not included), then lights up and speaks. Buy it for $30 Warning Sign Coasters Protect your furniture from condensation, and protect yourself from swimming or using water fountains. Buy it for $100 Companion Cube Cookie Jar Here's one companion cube you definitely won't want to incinerate. The unisex design should fit male or female test subjects just don't ask GLaDOS how you look. Buy it for $40 (AAA batteries not included) Test Subject Jumpsuit We're sure you can think of a reason to dress yourself just like Chell in Portal 2, whether it's Halloween or just a random Tuesday. Hang it over your mantel, your bed, or somewhere equally creepy. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson Buy it for $12 Talking Cave Johnson Portrait This 15 x 11-inch portrait is printed on actual canvas, framed in pine, and endowed with 13 of Cave's best one-liners (well, that "life gives you lemons" rant isn't really a one-liner, per se). (But if you do, send us pictures!) Buy it for $6 Lemon Grenade Mug "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Ha ha." - GLaDOS These putties may not behave quite like Aperture's Interactive Gels, but ThinkGeek promises they "exhibit properties of both a solid and a liquid." We wouldn't recommend styling your hair with it. Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Buy it for $20 Portal 2 Interactive Gels "I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time. Set of eight, dishwasher-safe, and packaged in a Companion Cube tin. Cookie Cutters Some desserts might be a lie, but cookies are safe.
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